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AMERICA - We are number one.

TAGS: america repubs dems politics statistics
Rating: 2.69/5

More politifakes by Timthesocialist

twill1962 - December 25, 2013, 8:11 pm
All those statistics are based on absolute numbers and not on population. On a per capita basis, the US isn't even in the top 25 for violent crimes, while England is in the top 5 in the EU.
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:39 pm
Forgot about the censorship here, spaces added- http://www.statisticbrain.com/r a p e-statistics/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:36 pm
McDonalds is an American franchised restaurant for 12 years before it opened its first international store. so why wouldn't we have more than any other nations? So whats the point of that statistic?
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
And divorce rate title goes to- http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/records-11000/highest-divorce-rate/
OTC - December 2, 2013, 1:23 pm
How about this for instance- http://www.statisticbrain.com/ra**-statistics/
crankyhead - November 30, 2013, 8:55 pm
Is it too much to ask you to reference that data, bird?
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:10 am
Shh, its a liberal thing to demonize America, facts don't matter.
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:40 pm
Actually, most of these statistics arnt true. look at real data before making claims.

DEMOCRAT HISTORY - Great contributions by the party of "equality and tolerance".

YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS CRAP UP - Rep. DeLauro D-Conn. offers bill to give free diapers to the poor. Libs are totally nuts.


NO RINOS - Its time to call Rino's for what they really are: Democrat-lites

WHO'S TO BLAME? - Dems, all the way!

TAGS: blame dems
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by JGalt

GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:25 pm
Wow.. The dem sheep quit bleeting. Hear the crickets?

HYPOCRISY - It's a DNC thing.

LATEST POLL NUMBERS IN - stupid is as stupid does........

$12.3T IN DEBT - After tripling our debt, Obama wants to raise the debt limit another $1.9T! Is there any doubt that these radicals are intentionally destroying our economy? -Source: www.usdebtclock.org

GAG ORDER - Because Gloria Allred needs to STFU!


TRUTH IN ADVERTISING - Giving Real Democrats An Informed Choice

VOTE 2012 -


THEY CALL US JACK BAUER REPUBLICANS - Other liberals who foam at the mouth when they talk call us tea baggers. We prefer the term Conservative Constitutionalists.


THE PARTY OF..... - High unemployment, foodstamps, welfare, hate-speech, corruption, poverty and misery

DEAREST DEMS - I've given up Sincerely, The Jobless

WHICH GOES TO PROVE - Most Dems were geeks and/or nerds in HS (i.e. Waxman, Frank, Reid)

VOTING MINORITY - when no one is buying your excuses


REVENGE OF THE JEWS, DEMS SEAT TURNS IN NYC - "I will bless them that bless thee(Israel), I will curse them that curse thee (Israel)" - Genesis 12:3

YES, VIRGINA - there is a worse line-up than the 1962 Mets.

Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Inn -

Shutdown Update: Dems Close Private Mount Vernon -

Shutdown Update: Dems Close the Ocean -

CRYING - 10 AM Republicans turn 5 PM Democrats turn

DEMS THINK ITS VOGUE TO RAISE ENERGY TAXES - but beneath them to open up our drilling fields.

END - The drunken spending spree!!!

WASHINGTON FOOLS NBA FRANCHISE - On the left, their 1st all-star. On the right, their first Hall-of-Famer.

DEMOCRATS DID THIS - Its unforgiveable!

TAGS: dems built that
Rating: 4.69/5

More politifakes by JGalt

foxrecon19d - September 15, 2012, 5:33 pm
Actually, that was the official DNC approved numbers. The actual numbers is less than 5%. Trust me. We had only two soldiers who actually had the ability to vote. They recieved field grade Article 15s for "illegally voting."

MORE LIKE - The Stupid Committee.

DEMOCRATS - Why is this acceptable when it come from your party?

TAGS: dems
Rating: 4.5/5

More politifakes by CROM

AMERICA - thinking does not hurt!

DEMOCRATS AND TAXES - I wonder where people get the idea that democrats are the taxing party

JESSE JACKSON JR. - The new Morgan Freeman: clueless and second rate.


DEMOCRATIC ATTACK ADS - Because nothing screams "distance yourself from Obama and his agenda and your previous support of it" by running nothing but attack ads

WAITING FOR WEINER TO FALL - Resignation to come in 3..2..1...

LIBERAL MYTH #5 - During an election year, Democrats are proud of their accomplishments.

RABID DEMOCRATS - They're everywhere this year!

OCCUPY ASHEVILLE - going bye bye the liberal base didn't want to pay extra taxes for bums to sit around

HARBINGERS - -Ones that foreshadow what is to come- November 2010 will be here soon, and if Obama keeps campaigning for Dems, this whole country will turn red.

THE NEW DIRTY WORD: - Q: What's the worst thing you can call someone? A: A Democrat

WHORE-GATE - Because releasing a recorded phone call with a "whore" comment has so much more class than a TV commercial saying the same thing. Shame Shame, Jerry Brown.

DEMOCRATIC SYMBALISM - Symbolism, cymbalism- either way, its the same old repetitive, droning, noisy pointless message, where volume is more important than message. Its all about drowning out the other side.

IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING - Must be Racist, Able to Speak to Racist Organizations, Ability to Conceal Racism a PLUS

ACCORDING TO DEMOCRATS.. - We are not printing too much money, Because- there's till plenty of paper and ink left!

PARANOIA - sheesh. Now Axelrod and Obama think that foreign interests are taking over our Chambers of Commerce and funding secret agendas! Poor Desperate Dems, must be election time again!

SOCIAL OUTCAST - Dems are avoidng Bammy when he comes to town. He can't fill a room when tickets are discounted. Rumor has it he will be appearing on Letterman, Leno and MTV before Nov. 2.

LIBERAL PUNDITS - Are working really hard to show some excitement over the thrashing that will take place Nov. 2nd

NOV 2ND - Watch as election day approaches and desperate democrats start to use dirty tricks, rhetoric and outright lies to get elected!

FACT-FREE ZONES - Democrats are known to live in them.

THE DOUBLE STANDARD - David Axelrod invents the scandal that foreign money is seeping through our Chamber of commerce to influence Republican races, while George Soros is actually dumping millions into Democrats in the final hours.


DESPERATE DEMOCRATS - Democrats keep saying Republicans will gut Medicare, although Dems already did it with the passage of Obamacare. I think they are having a senior moment themselves!

BLOOD LIBEL? - Targets Too

TAX INCREASES - Anyone who thinks Democrats would use tax increases to decrease the deficit has their head you-know-where. Democrats always spend more than they have, so they need to go on a fiscal diet.

KICKING WOMEN - how did that work out?

TAGS: fluke dems won female vote
Rating: 3/5

More politifakes by deerbag2

deerbag2 - November 10, 2012, 4:32 am
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 6:08 pm
So you don't like women....interesting.
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:58 pm
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
s**ts and wh***s.... not women
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 4:57 pm
Doesn't prove anything.... call it what it is....
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:43 pm
spoken very respectfully
thatmfguy - November 9, 2012, 3:36 pm
She should have whatever she wants...but it shouldn't be MY responsibility to pay for it.
deerbag2 - November 9, 2012, 3:33 pm
your comment proves my point
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
vbattaile - November 9, 2012, 3:02 pm
stop confusing women and s**ts


DUH! - That's why they call it polling, retard. More people are voting for him than you! (Liberals respond,"HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!")

TAGS: romney polls over sample dems
Rating: 2.68/5

More politifakes by romneyisatool

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:21 am

Buy a gun...Buy 3 guns....and start watching "survivorman".....Man vs wild will get you killed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:15 am

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that you're opinion is f***ed......I'm saying that everyone's opinion is f***ed. There is no happy ending. I've been paying as much attention as I can afford.....America is stuck with a lose, lose situation.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:12 am

Hence my proposal.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 1:11 am

Given the choice between Obama and Romney....I'd f***ing hang myself. You guys are doomed.
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 1:07 am
California is already penniless. I think the last thing I read about California, they were about 17 billion in debt and working hard to make it deeper
arnnatz - September 28, 2012, 1:06 am
given a choice between obama and romney, I would vote for romney.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 1:01 am
Occasionally, you might have to defend your words, but I'll never seek an apology for anything you say. =)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 1:00 am
By the way Mooo, you don't have to apologise to me for speaking your mind on politifake. =)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:58 am
...always call them out on it.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:58 am
Well, I guess this is where you and I have to agree to disagree. I never look at things as black and white. In fact, and you can ask around, whenever someone here starts dealing in absolutes, or tries to tender a false dilemma into the argument, I...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:56 am

I really am sorry Cranky, and to a few of you Cons too.....But you guys need to see the middle...you've lost the forest for the trees, you only see black and white.....GREY exists. It's the colour that we'll all eventually be.
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:52 am
LOL, Ok Mooo. If you say so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:51 am

Or this guy? (Sorry Cranky, You're a funny guy and I respect you, But you're a political nutjob)
crankyhead - September 28, 2012, 12:49 am
Think there's any chance he'll 'self-deport'?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:47 am

You conservatives back this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:37 am

Have you ever been to a Library?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:36 am

Good luck America....we'll trade you Quebec for California when you're penniless.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:36 am

I don't care which side you're on.... The childish BS from both sides makes me want to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:33 am

Deport Vbataille to remedial English.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:32 am

Signs of desperation.....spamming a forum with pointless nonsense.....................................No one listens to comments that appear to be written by children.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:30 am

Spelling...Useful when trying to make a point.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2012, 12:29 am

Send Vbataille to kindergarten!!!
starryeyedguy - September 28, 2012, 12:10 am
VB and JG, are you guys even old enough to vote?
JGalt - September 27, 2012, 11:31 pm
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:03 pm
The signs of desperation................. Protecting the epic fail dumbass kenyan
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:02 pm
Deport Obama supporters
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Libtards.. desperate to the point tat they're over sampling DemocRATS
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 11:00 pm
Library's....... desperate to the point that they oversample dems
vbattaile - September 27, 2012, 10:59 pm
Send Barry soetoro to kenya
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 27, 2012, 10:41 pm

did you give yourself that nickname? "politifake punisher"....
romneyisatool - September 27, 2012, 10:40 pm
Ah, struck a nerve with you. HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA..Beautiful. NEWSFLASH: Who is John Galt? Apparently, not you... LMAO
JGalt - September 27, 2012, 9:56 pm
apparently you dont understand the terminology with the way you explain your post. bwahahaha. I think there are far more Obama voters that have remorse and will either not vote this time, or will switch sides. Google Shy Tory effect.. Thanks for playing

9TH COMMANDMENT - Apparently Democrats seeking re-election perceive they have an exemption to several of the 10 Commandments.


more liberal outrage: things need to be alphabetized! -

Democrats had to be shamed into bringing flags on stage at the convention -

Democrite -